March 2012
Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if...
MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
Society: emo
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high and your head down low
Society: emo
Slipknot: Bury all your secrets in my skin
Society: emo
Linkin Park: I bleed it out digging deeper just to throw it away
Society: emo
Avenged Sevenfold: You had my heart, at least for the most part.
Society: emo
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!
SOCK SURFING →
funniest10k:
Expectations:
Reality:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
1 tag
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Attitude Interviewer: What would you say is the gayest thing about you?
Stephen Fry: Um, my preference for men and having sex with them rather than women in the end must be it.
The Need to Create
curtismega:
I want to create not just because I love to but because I can’t NOT create.
It’s somewhere between an inherent need and a complete obsession.
It’s as if I have to get something off my chest or else I’ll bust… and as soon as it’s finished, there’s more to imagine.
Back to the drawing board.
