damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
A lot covered in one book….
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
things i drop
- my phone
- my food
- my pens
- my grades
- the bass
I just apologized to Siri for yelling at her earlier… I can’t decide which is worse, that I yelled at a phone or that I apologized to it because I felt like an asshole.
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
omg it’s just like cinderella <333
cinderella gotta shave dem legs
cinderella does what cinderella wants
how to bring your cat to school 101
is that Bobby Singer
Bobby Singer; the younger years
"What you say Singer?"
"Did I stutter? I said BALLS!"
somebody stuffed their cat in their bag and brought to it to school and you guys are talking about the guy in the background what the fuck
And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.
at the birth of my child